Can you make this -
(our ugly fireplace)Look like this?
(a pretty fireplace I swiped it off some strangers blog)I promise to make this inexperienced man give you all the help he can...
and then, as a form of payment... I promise to make this little boy smother you with cuddles and kisses, and I might even try my hardest to make his first word be something like "bompa"
but seriously... who could resist a face like that?
you interested, dad?
I think this might be the best business offer you have ever had.